There’s a degree to which absolutely nothing can be said about the America Supports You Freedom Walk that can be comprehensible, considering that the event, of course, is totally incomprehensible. Whet already tried. Everyone’s already making Riefenstahl jokes left and right, the lyrics to “Iraq and Roll” are getting posted, and noise is being made about buying tickets to this “Clap Harder Concert” as long as the DoD celebrates Pearl Harbor Day in a similar way, but no one, as I’ve seen, has said anything about the logo for the ASYFW.
Does that logo not look like a pair of breasts exploding out of a tight, tight zipper? A pair of patriotic breasts? A pair of, dare I say, AMERICA TITS? Is that the “you” that America supports? The freedom of you, AMERICA TITS, to be totally naked and still scoff at the laws of gravity? DONKEY HOTTIE—at the risk of sounding puerile—SUPPORTS YOU, AMERICA TITS. BE FREE! BOUNCE FREE, AMERICA TITS, WITH OUR SUPPORT!
(This is also posted, with language cleaned for consumption by the tin-eared kossacks, in a diary at dKos.)
(If it’s still not obvious, look below the fold.)
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