K4R33N4 K4P00R NUDE!!!

I’ve always figured that it’s kind of neat to see what kinds of referrals get people to come to this webpage. For the longest time, it was people looking for lyrics to a song from Euro-Trip. Now, I did not provide the lyrics, or anything, but, still, people kept clicking. No one ever commented, of course, upset that they didn’t get the lyrics, but there you go. Also, a lot of people find this site by typing in slightly limited words and sex words, too. “Donkey sex,” for example. “Gene Hackman Stabsex,” as another example. The problem is, those referrals appear on the page, and when the Google robots go through to cache the page, they match words like “sex” with other words.

So two years ago, I made a very passing reference to K4r33n4 K4p00r. Now, since “nude” brings up nearly any page on this site, because of the persistent smutty referrals on the right hand side, it was only a matter of time before this site started getting visitors who were googling “K4r33n4 K4p00r nude.” A cycle was born, and, well, now, despite having never written about (or probably even thought of) K4r33n4 K4p00r nude, I’m the #1 hit for the term on Google. This is a very weird honor.

What makes it all the more interesting is the never-ending stream of comments (probably about a dozen a week) over the past few months of people desperately begging me for video or photos of her nude. They’ve included email addresses, asked for instructions, the works. To you, intrepid, lusty fans of Bollywood, I can only tell you: I do not now, nor have I ever, had photos of K4r33n4 K4p00r nude. Furthermore, I don’t anticipate getting any.

And yes, I know that this post now seals my fate, but I hope it means that pr0n hunters will find this instead of other posts. Next up? R14 S3n, apparently, whoever that is. Sepoy was right, the people want their smut!