What Would Johnny Damon Do?

I know the series isn’t over, etc., etc. But the entire playoff rosters of the Red Sox should consider donating the entirety of their playoff bonuses to charity. I was thinking of, perhaps, a paternity clinic or a physical therapy clinic that reteaches patients to walk.

I think that the series definitely became comical after Olerud’s 2-run homerun in Game 2. It became absurd when we saw the Game 4 starter on the mound in Game 3—for his second appearance of the series. What an absolute disaster. Still, there’s a chance… but it’s kind of, well, seriously depressing.