idea for sitcom

White

Anglo-Saxon

Protestant

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sasquatch

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WASPsquatch

moral horticulture

this is a poem i wrote in two pieces, the first this afternoon, it’s called:

busted person with breast implants
i take a lot of undue pride in disapproving of people
who shop at trader joe’s
but this peanut butter has made a whore out of my dignity

life’s railroad to heaven

i swear to fucking god these two men look weirdly alike

this blog still exists

you are named after the dog