
there are only 36 kinds of people in the world.

hats are a thing that people wear that i use to make value judgments about character

america really needed at least 25 bands to be cool again

whatever. more later. please mail me all your money and we’ll call it even.



The Tunic
Using your pattern, be accurate. this tunic is supposed to hug your body. It is a very basic pattern. just follow the instructions. It is best to use cotton lycra or spandex. Use fiber fill to create the Trapunto look on the collar and cuffs.


Just after that, the half ended, but not before Battier was tempted by a tiny act of basketball selfishness. The Rockets’ front office has picked up a glitch in Battier’s philanthropic approach to the game: in the final second of any quarter, finding himself with the ball and on the wrong side of the half-court line, Battier refuses to heave it honestly at the basket, in an improbable but not impossible attempt to score. He heaves it disingenuously, and a millisecond after the buzzer sounds. Daryl Morey could think of only one explanation: a miss lowers Battier’s shooting percentage. “I tell him we don’t count heaves in our stats,” Morey says, “but Shane’s smart enough to know that his next team might not be smart enough to take the heaves out.”

probably more psychoeconomically put-out than i ought to be by steelers super-bowl victory. i share arts:



recent favorites
Parker novels by Richard Stark nee Donald Westlake
The Black Prince by Iris Murdoch
The Years of Lyndon Johnson by Robert Caro
The collected sonnets of Goodie Mob
A lack of daydreams
Idle worship of ladies
Disorganized thinking. Working with commercial non-fiction manuscripts has turned my brain-parts a bit commercial and non-fictive. That’s a minor shame.
further notes, of items
Tofutti Cuties
Marlboro Reds (ill-advised pennsylvania truck-stop purchase attempting to extend my masculinity’s credit beyond its engineered failsafes)
Drab clothing
Patient video interviews with Noel Gallagher
Lust for more mundane items, like a modesty curtain or a bed that’s not air-based
don’t sell what you couldn’t give away?