play in the branch like folks
time for *the best* cropped cell phone photos.
chrome spokes on your japanese bike
a bug’s eye view of san jose, california and points eastward. will expand later. maybe.
you are in sharks country. moments after taking this photograph a slatternly bar maid came out the door of this establishment and asked me what i thought i was doing.
look out! a car is coming!
this is what feet look like, when attached to ecologists.
young guy, little bit of money in his pocket, big city, friday night
alpine white Geo metro four door on blades. these appeared to be spinners but couldn’t tell as i did not see car in motion.
i have a pair of binoculars and am old enough to go outside, caltrain edition
this was embedded in the lucite bartop of a hotel bar. n/c.
yep, this is from inside a toilet stall. one step closer to thee.
well, the more i think about it the more a folding cane makes sense. because sometimes you want to put your cane away, and non-folding canes would definitely be awkward to store.
at repose. note the additional Guest Cat ™ on the arm of the chair. yes.
what it is
peter turner beatty
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sunday august 5
breakfast burritos from mac-dougs
oranage juice
dried fruit bits
lorna doone snack bag 100 cals
pretzels
peanuts
cheeze crackers ~300 cals
snack mix ~300 cals
a lot of thai food
diet coke
1 sierra nevada
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monday august 6 (san jose)
1 orange
2 cups coffee no cream no sugar
1 chorizo breakfast burrito
.75 veggie burritos
diet coke
cornmeal encrusted oyster mushrooms
a piece of bread with veggie butter on it
armenian cucumbers
manhattans
some kind of panang curry/black rice cake
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tuesday aug 7 san jose/sfo
eggs benedict, two cups coffee, potattoes, ketchup, orange juice\
orange, coffee
.25 veggie burritos
chicken salad with two little things of bread and some dressing
dayboat scallops (4, on little rounds of bread), small crock of macaroni and cheese with mushrooms and breadcrumbs
manhattans
one amstel light, trace amounts of snack mix.
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and a gatorade
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wednesday august 8th
chocolate croissant, iced coffee, orange, rest of that gatorade from before
1 lipper of skoal mint long cut, one coffee (hot)
apthorpe furibundus
in which i alert you that i am in san jose. cell phone photo montage forthcoming. it involves pictures of men wearing sandals, neon San Jose Sharks beer ads, me giving a bum $5 and instructing him to only spend it on beer, a tin of skoal. there’s not much left to say here. hurry down doomsday.
Sesame Cornmeal Crusted Oyster Mushrooms
shaved Napa cabbage-grapefruit salad, black bean-Balinese pepper sauce (ed: they forgot to mention the cough, armenian cucumbers)
Stuffed Truffled Roulade
French lentil & black chanterelle ragu, roasted chestnuts, black truffle butter, smoked pimenton cream, roasted maitake & exotic mushrooms, sautéed broccoli di Cicco with currants & pine nuts, mushroom syrup
RIP lee hazlewood. you never really hurt me until the third verse of this song.
cocaine is a hell of a drug
fuck abstract art, while i’ve got this thing turned on. richard serra can kiss my whole asshole. i want people to tell me about their observations/measurements of our shared world, specifically and exclusively in the english language, and, where appropriate, moving a/o still images or charts/graphs. i will accept and in some limited cases commission _translations_ into english or a corresponding language.
i spent some more of my appropriated capital improvement funds on:
personal upholstery (i bought a $58 work shirt, and two more less impressive but sober work shirts. also, am investing processor time in destroying the concept of a ‘work shirt’ and retooling what our general concept of ’shirt’ is. special sneak McSecret preview: less buttondown collars but, in general, collars whenever needed or metaphysically possible. a more aggro, pitch-to-contact palette. no plaids, no prints unless really justified)
socks!
three pairs of underpants from old navy. one of them is native american-themed.
am presently thinking about the sociocultural weight that Bill Walsh pushed without anybody noticing. Jamal Lewis is on the cover of the Sports Illustrated and it got me cogitating on the continued present political realities that it is A) August B) true that I grew up in Berea, OH 44017 C) a certain season of the heart.
if i have to weary my eyes considering another young lady in a tank top (with visible bra straps) who isn’t listening to the Goldberg variations/ not worrying about whatever the feminine equivalency of Bill Walsh’s jouissance is/not being a fictional person that only i know the parameters thereof, i will continued to be slightly disappointed about my fate. what is the female Bill Walsh? i don’t know if we have a gravitational wave theory to know that. (hint: the female Bill Walsh is probably the guy who invented Snackwells devils food cake cookies notamisogynistjustcranky.org)
