1. “Hell is other people’s fantasies”
2. “People are just another kind of thing”
3. “BUT MAKING A MOTHERFUCKER NOSTALGIC AND MAKING A MOTHERFUCKER PAY ATTENTION ISN’T THE SAME THING.”
4.”¿Quién sabe? But I must kill you. Go back to the United States.”
wait, boris yeltsin wasn’t dead already?
1 & 2: S. Rushdie
3. Gabesaidwereintomovements
4. A Bullet for the General
more to come soon. my thoughts on california, free market capitalism, misogyny, breakfast food, the homeless, russian criminal tattoos, etc.
there has been salad dressing on the stapler next to the fax machine FOR THREE WEEKS. i refuse to clean it up because A) it’s not my stapler B) it’s not my salad dressing. i think the only appropriate response at this point is to throw out the stapler and the fax machine. life in an office is (sometimes) like flushing a rope down a toilet. that’s not a knock.
i am going to milwaukee in three hours. that is all. sometime tomorrow morning i’ll be done working on this book about gardening history.
