holy shit! i just wrote

holy shit! i just wrote most of a post and deleted it. fuck that shit. i was hoping that the chicago sun times would finally run its long-overdue headline of “BLALLALALRLARLRL!!!!!!!!!!!” after last night’s fucking deranged incident at comiskey, which i don’t have to explain to you schlubs.

artist’s rendition of what this would look like:
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| BLARASDFNS!!!!
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