what we need more of is science

Thursday June 25th 2009, 9:08 am
Filed under: QB minstrelsy

benson

Popularity of the female name Olivia

Year of Birth Rank
2008 6
2007 7
2006 7
2005 5
2004 4
2003 5
2002 10
2001 10
2000 16
1999 20


put it on my luggage

Tuesday June 23rd 2009, 8:46 am
Filed under: talespin slash fiction

pinky1wayne

IT IS LIKE I AM SAYING

ps the dude on the left is Sir Richard Attenborough



begged, like a dog

Wednesday June 17th 2009, 8:02 pm
Filed under: just the tip, wiry cat

THE SAME DUDE

dodd_christopherdonfrancisco1

THAT IS ALL

getimage

29042-1



secret menu at taco bell

Wednesday May 06th 2009, 1:46 pm
Filed under: meatface

audrey_hepburn-bwlemur1

twt

let’s have all a reasoned debate about this.
assertion: audrey hepburn looks like a lemur.



idea for sitcom

Thursday April 30th 2009, 3:37 pm
Filed under: meatface

wasps

White

Anglo-Saxon

Protestant

+

sasquatch

sasquatch

=

julypup

WASPsquatch



moral horticulture

Tuesday April 28th 2009, 9:27 pm
Filed under: tim tebow slave apartments

this is a poem i wrote in two pieces, the first this afternoon, it’s called:

busted person with breast implants
i take a lot of undue pride in disapproving of people
who shop at trader joe’s
but this peanut butter has made a whore out of my dignity

b-6763



life’s railroad to heaven

Tuesday April 28th 2009, 9:05 pm
Filed under: just the tip

celtics70_resizeadamsandleruke

i swear to fucking god these two men look weirdly alike

this blog still exists

you are named after the dog



small syphilitic god

Saturday March 07th 2009, 11:58 pm
Filed under: meatface

elzo

geronimo

jeff-lamm-art

LBJ st paul kierkegaard john donne was the first person to privilege consumption patterns over personal conduct

i watched a dude painstakingly bed-head-ify his hair in the glass of a loft-building door, then five minutes later, walking back past his vanity-door from the emo bodega, the same dude was scamming on a chick in the entry to the train. i said, fuck that guy, he’s really bringing down the property value of my rental-real-estate-self-esteem, but then i realized i had a list in my pocket of upmarket personal grooming products that i’d been meaning to buy but hadn’t, because i was more concerned with stacking bundles of cash to exchange later on for tofu power sandwiches.

earlier i watched a dad/son/daughter walk down broadway and thought if i was him (dad), i’d tell her (daughter) that nobody needs to wear jeans that tight, even if the wearing of said jeans was proving to be an immensely valuable experience for the redblooded american dude-eyes that happened to be following the wearing-act down the street. then i realized that he probably doesn’t look at his own daughter’s can the same way i do. i think this means i’m 27.



this is a cheerocracy

Sunday March 01st 2009, 9:31 pm
Filed under: a maiden's sigh

luthsmall

cendrars

more coming. been wringing dollar bills out of the scrub-oaks of bushwick with both hands. i need at least one hand to type weird bullshit into the internet (i’m typing this two-handed). anyway now that i’ve left off copyediting until my fingers bled money.

recent infatuations that i should probably spend more time with instead of just listing as bullet points:

- revisiting Johannes dos Passos
- Blaise Cendrars/GOLD
- Patrick O’Brian
- Woody Guthrie

more later when i give two shits about doing something other than watching SVU

dictator

also that thing i said about a person’s taste in headwear being their fate. see above.



he workin through them crackers to save us, in a sense/I felt a funeral in my brain

Friday February 20th 2009, 9:48 pm
Filed under: just the tip, shirt with a wolf on it

madoff2

there are only 36 kinds of people in the world.

200898315

hats are a thing that people wear that i use to make value judgments about character

hipster_large

america really needed at least 25 bands to be cool again

mckinleyassassination

whatever. more later. please mail me all your money and we’ll call it even.


 
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