what we need more of is science
Popularity of the female name Olivia
| Year of Birth | Rank | 2008 | 6 |
| 2007 | 7 |
| 2006 | 7 |
| 2005 | 5 |
| 2004 | 4 |
| 2003 | 5 |
| 2002 | 10 |
| 2001 | 10 |
| 2000 | 16 |
| 1999 | 20 |
secret menu at taco bell
let’s have all a reasoned debate about this.
assertion: audrey hepburn looks like a lemur.
moral horticulture
this is a poem i wrote in two pieces, the first this afternoon, it’s called:
busted person with breast implants
i take a lot of undue pride in disapproving of people
who shop at trader joe’s
but this peanut butter has made a whore out of my dignity
life’s railroad to heaven
i swear to fucking god these two men look weirdly alike
this blog still exists
you are named after the dog
small syphilitic god
LBJ st paul kierkegaard john donne was the first person to privilege consumption patterns over personal conduct
i watched a dude painstakingly bed-head-ify his hair in the glass of a loft-building door, then five minutes later, walking back past his vanity-door from the emo bodega, the same dude was scamming on a chick in the entry to the train. i said, fuck that guy, he’s really bringing down the property value of my rental-real-estate-self-esteem, but then i realized i had a list in my pocket of upmarket personal grooming products that i’d been meaning to buy but hadn’t, because i was more concerned with stacking bundles of cash to exchange later on for tofu power sandwiches.
earlier i watched a dad/son/daughter walk down broadway and thought if i was him (dad), i’d tell her (daughter) that nobody needs to wear jeans that tight, even if the wearing of said jeans was proving to be an immensely valuable experience for the redblooded american dude-eyes that happened to be following the wearing-act down the street. then i realized that he probably doesn’t look at his own daughter’s can the same way i do. i think this means i’m 27.
this is a cheerocracy
more coming. been wringing dollar bills out of the scrub-oaks of bushwick with both hands. i need at least one hand to type weird bullshit into the internet (i’m typing this two-handed). anyway now that i’ve left off copyediting until my fingers bled money.
recent infatuations that i should probably spend more time with instead of just listing as bullet points:
- revisiting Johannes dos Passos
- Blaise Cendrars/GOLD
- Patrick O’Brian
- Woody Guthrie
more later when i give two shits about doing something other than watching SVU
also that thing i said about a person’s taste in headwear being their fate. see above.
he workin through them crackers to save us, in a sense/I felt a funeral in my brain
there are only 36 kinds of people in the world.
hats are a thing that people wear that i use to make value judgments about character
america really needed at least 25 bands to be cool again
whatever. more later. please mail me all your money and we’ll call it even.
